Essential Services - Granite City Fish Co. Ltd Y59TGG

It's great to see some old traditions still flourishing - in this case, fresh fish delivered to your door, via the pavement of Deemount Road, at its corner with Deemount Gardens in Aberdeen's sought-after and popular Ferryhill area. And it's also great to see the old traditions blending with the new - PaveParkVertising, of course!


Of course, fishmongering(?) is a demanding discipline, requiring ultra-high standards of cleanliness and hygiene, so we're sure that the nasty corrosion and filth which is evident on the rear doors of the van are not replicated on the inside, where the food is kept.

PaveParker of the Week! M5LFN

The driver of Aberdeen Car Vauxhall Corsa SRI reg. M5LFN deserves special mention. While demonstrating best-practice Full PaveParking, this clever motorist has also all-but blocked Ferryhill's historic Devanah Lane (the steps).

Devanah Lane is an ancient right-of-way regularly used by tax-dodging pestestrians as a so-called non-motor by-pass allowing foot access between the Holburn area and the River Dee, free from pollution, traffic noise, CCTV and light-controlled junctions. By using this route, the pestestrians cock a snook at ordinary people in their nice cars who pay tax and are subject to location monitoring CCTV with numberplate recognition parking charges and everything.

So the PaveParking driver of Aberdeen Car M5LFN is quite right to do his best to snuff out this ancient right-of way; to stamp out this anti-commercial subversive pestestrian activity which does not make a fiscal contribution and does not contribute to economic growth and prosperity for Aberdeen "City and Shire".

Devanah Lane - Disgusting haunt of Subversive Anarchist Pestestrian Seditionists.