The greenie hippies and other War on the Motorist crusaders are always banging on about global warming and trying to make hard-pressed motorists feel guilty about getting about using the transport choice of their convenience and free choice.
Well, firstly, let us point out that anyone who lives in Aberdeen "City and Shire" would be perfectly reasonably within their rights to think that a bit of warming would be a good thing. Particularly today! Brrrr!
Secondly, when the hippies say that global warming will lead to drought, what they're forgetting is that "By the time the AWPR [Aberdeen bypass] is built, new car tailpipe emissions will almost certainly be nothing but pure water." That's according to our authoritative source at Granite Chips.
So, if we all drive more when the bypass opens in 2012, we'll solve the drought problem that the hippy vegetarian greenies say that global warming will cause. Not that global warming exists anyway - it's just an excuse to tax us more.
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